(Ben Gurion International Airport, Israel) -- It is 4:20 a.m. and the boarding for my flight to New York via Prague begins in five minutes.
Naturally, I'm seated near the illy counter, drinking a double cappuccino and eating chocolate cake...and writing on my laptop.
Next to me, Little Babe is plugged into his Mac, watching the Top Ten Naruto Jutsu.
Just before closing my computer down at my sister's place in Har Adar and throwing my luggage into the waiting taxi, I learned something very disturbing about tonight's Colbert Report, which I cannot watch, alas, since I will be en route to Prague.
So disturbing was it that I couldn't board my flight without registering the following plea to my BF Stephen Colbert.
Here it is:
During the day, it came to my attention that on your show tonight you will host a nefarious person by the name of John Mearsheimer. He is one half of the duo responsible for the book The Israel Lobby and US Foreign Policy, which revives the basic theme of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
That theme is: The Jews did it.
Everything, beginning with dragging the US into the Iraq War.
Because of Israel and their greater loyalty as Jews than Americans.
And come to think of it, Israel probably shouldn't exist. Yeah, once upon a time there was widespread American and world support, but it is time to drop that charade.
Because Israel is full of controlling Jews who in turn control US Foreign Policy.
The issue is Jews and control, you see. But really, it is Jews and power. A paradigm the world cannot accept.
The Jews, state Mearsheimer and his writing buddy Stephen Walt, exert this supernatural control over things. And with their amazing power, which is wielded chiefly through this dangerous entity called THE ISRAEL LOBBY, they control YOUR life!
Thankfully, in the United States, Mearsheimer and Walt's poorly-researched, outrageous book has not gotten rave reviews. A recent, measured New York Times Book Review by Leslie Gelb basically decimated the work. Also, check out Jeffrey Goldberg's whip-smart write-up in The New Republic.
Too many other intelligent reviewers, while stopping short of praising the work, nevertheless refrain from calling it what it is.
Perhaps because -- in a baffling and illogical leap -- the Israel Lobby conspiracy camp is quick to accuse their detractors of censorship or stifling debate.
They scoff that the default mode of their critics is the overused charge of anti-Semitism.
Well....this new breed of university-bred anti-Zionism is indeed anti-Semitism...simply adorned in the socially-acceptable sheep's clothing of academia.
So, Stephen, while I will admit that I was dismayed to hear that Mearsheimer will grace your show tonight, I am still holding out hope that you will remove the wooly cover and reveal the wolf beneath.
You are bold.
You are fearless.
Out him and his cronies as the Jew-haters they are.
Rah, rah, ree! Kick him in the knee!
Rah, rah, rass! Kick him in the other knee!
Nah....kick him in the ass.